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<rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" version="2.0"><channel><atom:link rel="hub" href="http://tumblr.superfeedr.com/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom"/><description>Hi. I’m known as Espi on the interwebs. I have odd thoughts. They can be entertaining at times. Have fun with that.

I have fandoms and they are many but include: The Vlogbrothers/Nerdfighteria, Code Geass, Junjo Romantica, Sherlock, Harry Potter, X-Men First Class, The Avengers, and Glee. Real life randomosity will also make appearances on occasion.</description><title>Entirely too amused for my own good</title><generator>Tumblr (3.0; @esprithikari)</generator><link>http://esprithikari.tumblr.com/</link><item><title>deastrumquodvicis:

alisonofagun:




</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4dnk3u9Gm1r69pqjo1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://deastrumquodvicis.tumblr.com/post/35062033092/alisonofagun"&gt;deastrumquodvicis&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://alisonofagun.tumblr.com/post/26014406613"&gt;alisonofagun&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4dnj4vQjU1r2bdtp.png"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_md0xo4371A1qmif8d.gif"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://esprithikari.tumblr.com/post/35139098520</link><guid>http://esprithikari.tumblr.com/post/35139098520</guid><pubDate>Tue, 06 Nov 2012 13:50:26 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>When Whovians are deprived of Doctor Who</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://navigatingtimeshift.tumblr.com/post/34966172170/when-whovians-are-deprived-of-doctor-who"&gt;navigatingtimeshift&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://gladosinthetardis.tumblr.com/post/10966080155"&gt;gladosinthetardis&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://slythergeddon.tumblr.com/post/10947061998"&gt;slythergeddon&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;We are like- &lt;img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lsgf0hC2d11qe4lxx.gif"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;But we endure because&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lsgf117qBU1qe4lxx.gif"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;WHEN SHERLOCKIANS ARE DEPRIVED OF SHERLOCK:&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;img height="473" src="http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lqtl3oDfMx1qhxi7jo1_r2_400.gif" width="400"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;img height="699" src="http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lra7huucyg1qise4so1_500.jpg" width="500"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Can’t stop laughing! HELP! &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://esprithikari.tumblr.com/post/35067237021</link><guid>http://esprithikari.tumblr.com/post/35067237021</guid><pubDate>Mon, 05 Nov 2012 13:50:28 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>hellinawestwoodsuit:

the-adequate-gatsby:


no homo
whole homo
2% homo
skim homo
soy homo
almond...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://hellinawestwoodsuit.tumblr.com/post/33330044926/the-adequate-gatsby-no-homo-whole-homo-2"&gt;hellinawestwoodsuit&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://the-adequate-gatsby.tumblr.com/post/32369317372/no-homo-whole-homo-2-homo-skim-homo-soy-homo"&gt;the-adequate-gatsby&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;no homo&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;whole homo&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;2% homo&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;skim homo&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;soy homo&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;almond homo&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;coconut homo&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;rice homo&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;butter homo&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tag" href="http://www.tumblr.com/tagged/I-Can%27t-Believe-It%27s-Not-Homo"&gt;#I Can’t Believe It’s Not Homo&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;^ tumblr’s motto right there&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://esprithikari.tumblr.com/post/35064831422</link><guid>http://esprithikari.tumblr.com/post/35064831422</guid><pubDate>Mon, 05 Nov 2012 13:00:36 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>theavengerscomics:

cube is best friend
</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mcxssmQjZb1rwg8yyo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mcxssmQjZb1rwg8yyo2_r1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://theavengerscomics.tumblr.com/post/34938968266/cube-is-best-friend"&gt;theavengerscomics&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;small&gt;cube is best friend&lt;/small&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://esprithikari.tumblr.com/post/35062703506</link><guid>http://esprithikari.tumblr.com/post/35062703506</guid><pubDate>Mon, 05 Nov 2012 12:10:25 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mc04zsvewI1r6fcm0o1_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mc04zsvewI1r6fcm0o2_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mc04zsvewI1r6fcm0o3_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mc04zsvewI1r6fcm0o4_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mc04zsvewI1r6fcm0o5_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mc04zsvewI1r6fcm0o6_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://esprithikari.tumblr.com/post/34993778554</link><guid>http://esprithikari.tumblr.com/post/34993778554</guid><pubDate>Sun, 04 Nov 2012 13:40:31 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>best GIF I've seen in ages</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://tellittoreadersdigest.tumblr.com/post/28384679731/best-gif-ive-seen-in-ages"&gt;tellittoreadersdigest&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://archerofanarchy.tumblr.com/post/28296545315/best-gif-ive-seen-in-ages"&gt;archerofanarchy&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;img height="135" src="http://i.imgur.com/RjMPY.gif" width="240"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;whoops&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://esprithikari.tumblr.com/post/34983022573</link><guid>http://esprithikari.tumblr.com/post/34983022573</guid><pubDate>Sun, 04 Nov 2012 11:10:27 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>thecontinuationofthatscarydream:

rectumofglory:

rawrrawrraygor:...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mcrx25WChz1qzhbquo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://thecontinuationofthatscarydream.tumblr.com/post/34746854693/rectumofglory-rawrrawrraygor-e"&gt;thecontinuationofthatscarydream&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://rectumofglory.tumblr.com/post/34722389450/rawrrawrraygor-e-noreallyyoucanhugme"&gt;rectumofglory&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://rawrrawrraygor.tumblr.com/post/34721073250/e-noreallyyoucanhugme-saathi1013"&gt;rawrrawrraygor&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;E&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://noreallyyoucanhugme.tumblr.com/post/34720426390/saathi1013-isaidgoodpeacock-i-am-screaming"&gt;noreallyyoucanhugme&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://saathi1013.tumblr.com/post/34716628580/isaidgoodpeacock-i-am-screaming-its-captain"&gt;saathi1013&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://isaidgoodpeacock.tumblr.com/post/34716147335/i-am-screaming-its-captain-canada"&gt;isaidgoodpeacock&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I AM SCREAMING ITS CAPTAIN CANADA&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;AAAAAAA BEST.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;O CAPTAIN MY CAPTAIN&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;THE TRUE NORTH STRONG AND FREE&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Captain Maple Leaf!!!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://esprithikari.tumblr.com/post/34919108311</link><guid>http://esprithikari.tumblr.com/post/34919108311</guid><pubDate>Sat, 03 Nov 2012 15:30:20 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>terakaosu:

I’m staking claim on Lelouch as my host. MINE....</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mctcv16Cot1rhl9yjo1_400.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://terakaosu.tumblr.com/post/34760860721/im-staking-claim-on-lelouch-as-my-host-mine"&gt;terakaosu&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I’m staking claim on Lelouch as my host. MINE. /cough&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://esprithikari.tumblr.com/post/34915741989</link><guid>http://esprithikari.tumblr.com/post/34915741989</guid><pubDate>Sat, 03 Nov 2012 14:40:18 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>askthesciencebros:

((Happy Halloween!))
</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mcscvddbQL1rzoce5o1_r1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://askthesciencebros.tumblr.com/post/34736055773/happy-halloween"&gt;askthesciencebros&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;((Happy Halloween!))&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://esprithikari.tumblr.com/post/34769132837</link><guid>http://esprithikari.tumblr.com/post/34769132837</guid><pubDate>Thu, 01 Nov 2012 13:50:33 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>highonhiddles:

scifigrl47:

paxieamor:

onac911:

AVENGERS...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3xrxiHIAt1qemehio1_500.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3xrxiHIAt1qemehio2_500.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3xrxiHIAt1qemehio3_500.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3xrxiHIAt1qemehio4_500.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3xrxiHIAt1qemehio5_500.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3xrxiHIAt1qemehio6_500.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3xrxiHIAt1qemehio7_500.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3xrxiHIAt1qemehio8_500.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://highonhiddles.tumblr.com/post/32134992116/scifigrl47-paxieamor-onac911-avengers"&gt;highonhiddles&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://scifigrl47.tumblr.com/post/22942360937/paxieamor-onac911-avengers-assemble-i"&gt;scifigrl47&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://paxieamor.tumblr.com/post/22942132775/onac911-avengers-assemble-i-no-words"&gt;paxieamor&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://onac911.tumblr.com/post/22938237726/avengers-assemble"&gt;onac911&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;AVENGERS ASSEMBLE!!&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I… no words…&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
I love how Coulson is all BIDNESS here. Like, “Oh, I’m naked holding a gigantic gun? Must be Tuesday, let’s get on with it, then, I have meetings to get to, and I need pants before then.”&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;COULSONS TATTOO&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://esprithikari.tumblr.com/post/34766956796</link><guid>http://esprithikari.tumblr.com/post/34766956796</guid><pubDate>Thu, 01 Nov 2012 13:00:41 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8m5wmJfxo1qm56rno1_500.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://esprithikari.tumblr.com/post/34764638981</link><guid>http://esprithikari.tumblr.com/post/34764638981</guid><pubDate>Thu, 01 Nov 2012 12:10:28 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>starfleetgrad:

Meg: calling men out on their bullshit since 700...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8rrmj8cYc1qakrdzo1_500.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8rrmj8cYc1qakrdzo2_500.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://starfleetgrad.tumblr.com/post/32576077089/meg-calling-men-out-on-their-bullshit-since-700"&gt;starfleetgrad&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Meg: calling men out on their bullshit since 700 BC.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://esprithikari.tumblr.com/post/34762420160</link><guid>http://esprithikari.tumblr.com/post/34762420160</guid><pubDate>Thu, 01 Nov 2012 11:20:28 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>terakaosu:

… There are better candidates, but I wouldn’t mind...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mcpfk7fphW1rhl9yjo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://terakaosu.tumblr.com/post/34631953940/there-are-better-candidates-but-i-wouldnt-mind"&gt;terakaosu&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;… There are better candidates, but I wouldn’t mind to have him as my knight. 8D /shot&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Yes. Good. Wants.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://esprithikari.tumblr.com/post/34731788021</link><guid>http://esprithikari.tumblr.com/post/34731788021</guid><pubDate>Wed, 31 Oct 2012 20:30:32 -0400</pubDate><category>I see it and I appreciate it very much!</category></item><item><title>the-fury-of-a-time-lord:

#that awkard moment where there’s...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lyw14wPdas1r4j2lfo2_400.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lyw14wPdas1r4j2lfo1_400.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lyw14wPdas1r4j2lfo3_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://the-fury-of-a-time-lord.tumblr.com/post/34395510276/that-awkard-moment-where-theres-better"&gt;the-fury-of-a-time-lord&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.tumblr.com/tagged/that-awkard-moment-where-there%27s-better-continuity-across-all-of-British-television-than-Glee-has-with-itself"&gt;#that awkard moment where there’s better continuity across all of British television than Glee has with itself&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://esprithikari.tumblr.com/post/34728976787</link><guid>http://esprithikari.tumblr.com/post/34728976787</guid><pubDate>Wed, 31 Oct 2012 19:40:30 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mcq695bDe61qzpwi0o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://esprithikari.tumblr.com/post/34726046499</link><guid>http://esprithikari.tumblr.com/post/34726046499</guid><pubDate>Wed, 31 Oct 2012 18:50:52 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>eggsie:

20 ways to survive in a horror movie.

A quick run-down should you ever find yourself...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://eggsie.tumblr.com/post/33066559082/20-ways-to-survive-in-a-horror-movie"&gt;eggsie&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://justnithya.tumblr.com/post/1195206399/20-ways-to-survive-in-a-horror-movie"&gt;20 ways to survive in a horror movie.&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;em&gt;A quick run-down should you ever find yourself trapped in a horror movie and would prefer to live to tell the tale.&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;1. Don’t have sex.&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;ul&gt;&lt;li&gt;Seriously&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;Abstinence is key.&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;/ul&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;2. Don’t go out with people you’ve just met that day.&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;ul&gt;&lt;li&gt;I don’t care how good he says his weed is&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;he is cuckoo bananas&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;and he wants you dead.&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;/ul&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;3. Don’t go to camp. Especially one where someone was murdered.&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;ul&gt;&lt;li&gt;There are six words you should YouTube, should you get the chance&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;“Kevin Bacon in Friday the 13th”&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;/ul&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;4. Find a good hiding place and… STAY. THERE.&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;ul&gt;&lt;li&gt;If the killer can’t see you or hear you WHY WOULD YOU MOVE?&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Possibly the easiest rule to follow and, ironically enough, the easiest to break.&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;/ul&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;5. Always wear sensible shoes, ‘cause you never know when you’ll need to run through the woods.&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;ul&gt;&lt;li&gt;Someone will always be barefoot&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Or in heels&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Or just plain clumsy&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;And will sprain their ankles&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;And die.&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;/ul&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;6. If the town looks deserted, it’s probably because everyone is dead.&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;ul&gt;&lt;li&gt;Don’t walk around looking for people&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;House of Wax&lt;/em&gt;, anyone?&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;/ul&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;7. Don’t be a hero.&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;ul&gt;&lt;li&gt;Unless you’re name is Harry Fucking Potter, you will die.&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Hell, maybe even then.&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;I mean.&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;/ul&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;8. If you hear something creepy in the distance, like a dog’s yelp cut off mid-bark, don’t investigate.&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;ul&gt;&lt;li&gt;The killer is there.&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Also your dog is dead.&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;/ul&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;9. Always check the backseat before entering your vehicle.&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;ul&gt;&lt;li&gt;The last thing you need is to be killed while trying to merge on the expressway.&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;/ul&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;10. If your car breaks down in front of a dilapidated gas station, don’t ask a sketchy-looking townie for help.&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;ul&gt;&lt;li&gt;Some part of your body will wind up in his pick-up truck&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;/ul&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;11. Don’t go into the basement.&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;ul&gt;&lt;li&gt;They are creepy enough without you dying in one.&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;/ul&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;12. If you’re trying to buy a house and the real estate agent won’t answer any direct questions about either the history of the home or the previous tenants, DO NOT MOVE IN.&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;ul&gt;&lt;li&gt;At some point, someone in the house heard voices and cracked.&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;/ul&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;13. Turn off the television (and run away) if a girl crawls out of it.&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;ul&gt;&lt;li&gt;It is obviously your wisest choice.&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;&lt;strong&gt;SEE ALSO:&lt;/strong&gt; &lt;em&gt;poltergeist, daughter trapped in tv because of.&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;/ul&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;14. If the walls of your house bleed, do not attempt an exorcism. &lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;ul&gt;&lt;li&gt;Move very very far away&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Because there’s blood on your walls.&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Blood.&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Your&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Walls&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Are &lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Bleeding.&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;/ul&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;15. Don’t act like a detective.&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;ul&gt;&lt;li&gt;Some crazy Japanese kid who meows like a cat will attack you in a closet.&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;If you live, awesome story to tell your friend, right?&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;But if you die, it is like the opposite of awesome.&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;/ul&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;16. Google the location you’ll be vacationing at.&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;ul&gt;&lt;li&gt;If more than five reports for “Missing Persons” pops up, you know not to go there.&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Issue. Solved.&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;/ul&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;17. Don’t get drunk. Or come under the influence of any mind-altering drug.&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;ul&gt;&lt;li&gt;Running away from a killer is &lt;em&gt;that&lt;/em&gt; much harder when you’re tipsy and giggling.&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;/ul&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;18. If you see someone in a mask, don’t assume it’s one of your friends playing a trick on you to scare you.&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;ul&gt;&lt;li&gt;It is the killer.&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;&lt;strong&gt;ALSO: &lt;/strong&gt;laughing while saying, “Tommy, is that you in that stupid mask? Oh, I’m so-o-o-o-o scared!” is not conducive to your surviving.&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Killers are very sensitive about their disguises.&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;/ul&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;19. Don’t take a shower.&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;ul&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;strong&gt;ONLY APPLIES IF:&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;It’s past midnight at the campground you and your sorority sisters are staying at or&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;The lock to the door doesn’t work and you hear creepy piano music&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;/ul&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;AND THE LAST AND MOST IMPORTANT:&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;20. If the call is coming from inside the house, get out.&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;ul&gt;&lt;li&gt;Clearly the killer is not &lt;em&gt;out&lt;/em&gt;side, now is he&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;/ul&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://esprithikari.tumblr.com/post/34723039128</link><guid>http://esprithikari.tumblr.com/post/34723039128</guid><pubDate>Wed, 31 Oct 2012 18:00:48 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_magwsyddtp1rzk9kho1_500.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://esprithikari.tumblr.com/post/34720000195</link><guid>http://esprithikari.tumblr.com/post/34720000195</guid><pubDate>Wed, 31 Oct 2012 17:10:23 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>freeshooterxig:

talonsandwings:

booksandwildthings:

missclearw...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m99wm2jOmx1qlkyv3o1_500.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m99wm2jOmx1qlkyv3o2_500.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m99wm2jOmx1qlkyv3o3_500.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m99wm2jOmx1qlkyv3o4_500.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://freeshooterxig.tumblr.com/post/34635815188/talonsandwings-booksandwildthings"&gt;freeshooterxig&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://talonsandwings.tumblr.com/post/34000933276/booksandwildthings-missclearwater-this-scene"&gt;talonsandwings&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://booksandwildthings.tumblr.com/post/33997254396/missclearwater-this-scene-will-forever-give-me"&gt;booksandwildthings&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://missclearwater.tumblr.com/post/33985119125/this-scene-will-forever-give-me-shivers"&gt;missclearwater&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;This scene will forever give me shivers&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;THE most underrated scene in the entire movie. It was perfect. And do you know how often I see gif sets of it? This is the second one I’ve seen since the movie came out (It’s been over 5 months, now).&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;So let’s just pause for a moment from reblogging gifs of Tony’s sass, Loki’s sex appeal, or Bruce’s fluffiness and just appreciate this nameless, old, German guy and how, even though he knew he would probably die, he stood up to a tyrant to prove that the human race wouldn’t give up their freedom so easily.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;emily why the fuck you think it necessary to give me these feels&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mc81smIQVt1r4i5f0.gif"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Seeing as that took place in Germany, think that there’s no better place that that scene could have taken place in. Givin’ the time frame, he or his parents could have easily lived through WWII. They bowed to a tyrant once; Never again.&lt;br/&gt;Learn from your elders people- let him be an example.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://esprithikari.tumblr.com/post/34717076361</link><guid>http://esprithikari.tumblr.com/post/34717076361</guid><pubDate>Wed, 31 Oct 2012 16:20:38 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mcmj43RTWd1rbbabgo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mcmj43RTWd1rbbabgo2_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mcmj43RTWd1rbbabgo3_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mcmj43RTWd1rbbabgo4_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mcmj43RTWd1rbbabgo5_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mcmj43RTWd1rbbabgo6_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://esprithikari.tumblr.com/post/34711948192</link><guid>http://esprithikari.tumblr.com/post/34711948192</guid><pubDate>Wed, 31 Oct 2012 14:40:24 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>whoviandeduction:

mizravamps:

HOLY CRAP MARK RUFFALO THO


</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m9jnlgEODg1r6mt8go1_r1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m9jnlgEODg1r6mt8go2_r4_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m9jnlgEODg1r6mt8go6_r2_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://whoviandeduction.tumblr.com/post/33340309539/mizravamps-holy-crap-mark-ruffalo-tho"&gt;whoviandeduction&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://mizravamps.tumblr.com/post/33340053881/holy-crap-mark-ruffalo-tho"&gt;mizravamps&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;HOLY CRAP MARK RUFFALO THO&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mbpi8wbk9k1qe815d.gif"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
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